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Pissy pricks

.. no, not male genitalia covered with urine. Get your mind out of the bucket.
Jul 2 '14
May 21 '14

ponyboys-greaser:

do-the-toxic-waltz:

neverlands-littlesecret:

sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

I’m in pain

I don’t know what to say..

(Source: pretty-in-pink--princess)

May 13 '14

blktauna:

Damie!!!!!

(Source: deantielarchive)

Apr 21 '14
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1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

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(via slutstatus)

(Source: enjolrasactual)

Apr 9 '14

kloperslegend:

connorratliff:

Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.

I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool

Apr 8 '14

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Apr 7 '14
Mar 25 '14
par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

Mar 9 '14

Facebook vs Tumblr

makeanoodlaugh:

feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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This is so terribly accurate.

Omg

(Source: benedictcvmberbatch)

Mar 4 '14

teixeirax:

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.

(Source: nijitsundere)